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Wack a Rebman 

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9th-Jul-2009 12:50 pm
DO NOT PRESS
Dear Diary-

Back in Amber. Skin finally a normal color after Cibola. Starchart now correctly labeled CIBOLA instead of SUKHO.

Still need to go to Sukho to get inks.

While in port, a military seascaptain approached me about wanting to convert the Lovelace C231 Reflex Conditioner with Reciprocating Mallet Targets into an amusement attraction, replacing the stumps that pop up for people to hit with lifelike heads, hair painted blue or green. He wanted to market it as a "Whack a Rebman" game.

I told him no thank you, I like my ship without all those holes in the hull.

Meanwhile, the bucket fountain sprung an odd leak that's causing it to move backwards and forwards in rotation, at apparent random intervals. You'd think there would be a pattern, but I've yet to indentify one. This needs further study.
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9th-Jul-2009 06:56 pm (UTC)
I'm just going to sit here and make sad eyes in your direction.
9th-Jul-2009 07:47 pm (UTC)
No fair when a tall, cute TAKEN guy does that!
9th-Jul-2009 08:38 pm (UTC)
I am willing to deply sad eyes whenever and wherever necessary until Rebman-whacking is no longer an appropriate topic of conversation. Because I am ruthless that way.
9th-Jul-2009 08:49 pm (UTC)
But I already told him no!

And I didn't even jot down the idea that occured to me of having the heads squirt water at the mallet-weilder when they pop up!
9th-Jul-2009 08:54 pm (UTC)
I am torn between redoubling my sad-eyed efforts and being grateful that you did not run wildly off to greater heights of fancy with his Rebman-roughing concepts.

I will settle for only focusing mildly reproachful gazes upon you, between sips of tea.
9th-Jul-2009 09:32 pm (UTC)
Oh, THAT look.

I'm used to THAT look.
9th-Jul-2009 09:33 pm (UTC)
So you're saying the occasional wistful, disappointed sigh won't actually have any effect on you?
9th-Jul-2009 09:38 pm (UTC)
I get those all the time from my father, because I'm NOT out creating havoc in the countryside and the Begman capital with various mechatronics, all the while screaming "DEATH TO ALL WHO OPPOSE THE ROYALS!"

Then he pours himself a drink and does the crossword.
9th-Jul-2009 09:40 pm (UTC)
Some parents have such unreasonable expectations.
9th-Jul-2009 10:23 pm (UTC)
Hey! I resemble that remark!

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