| Adapted from a list Annaroxiel keeps on file to calm down her father.
Reasons why using souls to power machinery is a bad idea, even if Addison supplies the means: 1) Boom. 2) Boom Boom Boom. (With you as the second boom.) 3) Peasants. Pitchforks. 4) Mass uprisings making number 3 look like nothing, which results in a change of government and you seeking refuge in a foreign land. 5) Inciting cackling. 6) A large bill presented to you for damages. 7) A rather perterbed master duelest &/or necromancer showing up asking what the hell you're doing, sir. 8) Big Badda Boom. 9) Becoming the star in a cautionary tale told around campfires of combining good solid engineering with Things Man Was Not Meant to Know. 10) Becoming the star in a penny dreadful &/or play about the above, but without being alive to collect the royalties. 11) Laws of dramatic irony dictate you would be harvested to run a machine. 12) Biomechanical design for host of soul (aka Lich-bot) goes on rampage, resulting in #2, #6, #10, and #10 when #7 occurs. 13) Lich-bot likely to have massive angst issues. It would be like having a teenager.
- Tags:lich-bot, no list
- Location:Glanworth's
- Mood:working
 - Music:That music from Dracula they play in every Universal monster movie preview
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